Funny Wedding Vows

I originally found this article on About.com. This is simple the best wedding vows I have ever read. If you or anyone you know ever uses this, please send me the video...I have to see it.

From Marty Blase
Wedding Vows Inspired by Dr. Seuss...(more)

Sample Wedding Vows #4

Sample Twelve
Male
I love you, ______, and I thank the Lord for the love that has bound our hearts and lives together in spiritual fellowship of marriage. I will love, honor and cherish you always. As we enter upon the privileges and joys of life's most holy relationship, and begin together the great adventure of building a Christian home, I will look to Christ as Head...(more)

Sample Wedding Vows #3

Sample Eight
Male
______, I give you this ring, wear it with love and joy. I choose you to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward for better or for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish as long as we both shall live...(more)

Sample Wedding Vows #2

Sample Four
Male
_____, we read in Genesis, "Therefore shall a man leave his father and mother and cleave unto his wife," and in Proverbs "Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing." He has ordained that the husband be the head of the wife. He instructs me, as the one who will be your husband...(more)

Sample Wedding Vows #1

Here are some simple Wedding Vows. Just insert your names and you are off.

Sample One
Male
I, _____, take you, ______, to be my wedded wife. With deepest joy I receive you into my life that together we may be one. As is Christ to His body, the church, so I will be to you a loving and faithful husband. Always will I perform my headship over you even as Christ does...(more)

Humurous Wedding Vows

We all need some humor in our Wedding planning process. These aren't for actual use (unless you really want them) these are just for the relaxation and laughter of the bride and groom, whom are spending way too much time reading serious wedding readings.

Enjoy!

Yes, I'll Marry You, My Dear

Yes, I'll marry you, my dear, and here's reason why
So I can push you out of bed when the baby starts to cry...(more)


Will I have to be Sexy at Sixty?

Will I have to be Sexy at Sixty?
Will I have to keep trying so hard?
Well I'm just going to slump
With my dowager's hump
And watch myself turn into lard...(more)